Today’s Blog is not written by Smeg. Instead he's handing it over to the Daily World Tabloid Editorial.
“Shock! Horror! Prince Harry in busty lap dance scandal.
Prince Harry, third in line to the throne, was caught red handed last night as he celebrated in topless nightclub with army pals.
“He was loving it.” Said one fellow punter.
The royal prince paid for a full lap dance and was grinning like a Cheshire cat when the Russian beauty gave him the works.
We think it’s a poor example set by the Royal. In a weeks time he’ll be performing at his passing out parade in front of his gran.
Perhaps he should think more carefully before he visits a club again. The royals shouldn’t been seen treating girls like sex objects.”
Meanwhile turn to page 3 for 18-year-old Lusty Linda’s view on the bird flu crisis. “Giggle, as long as my two pet tits don’t get it I’m not bovvered.”